Things I don't believe in

For Christmas I got a book, one that I've wanted for awhile. Go here to see more info. and read about "Gravy Days". I happen to have known the author for a very long time and am inspired by her talent and wit. One of the essays in her book was titled Things I don't Believe In. So far it is my favorite and it inspired me to write my own list. Here are some things I just don't believe in:

I don’t believe in getting out of bed before 8:30am

I don’t believe in letting the gas tank get below half full

I don’t believe in I before E except after C

I don’t believe blondes have more fun

I don’t believe you know the way to San Jose

I don’t believe raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are my favorite things

I don’t believe socks should be worn with sandals

I don’t believe popped collars are ever necessary

I don’t believe in posting 15 news photos of yourself on Facebook everyday

I don’t believe in changing your last name on Facebook to match your celebrity crush

I don’t believe in judging a book by its cover

I don’t believe money is the key to happiness but it can’t hurt

I don’t believe in popcorn without butter

I don’t believe in public displays of affection

I don’t believe in clothing labels

I don’t believe those really are America’s funniest home videos- we can do better

I don’t believe 3-D is our future

I don’t believe Lady Gaga hails from planet Earth

I don’t believe in black licorice

I don’t believe in hand shaking

I don’t believe in fad diets

I don’t believe in ceiling popcorn

I don’t believe in colored dress shirts with white collars

I don’t believe in self-tanning lotion

I don’t believe in man-liner

I don’t believe in random airport pat downs

I don’t believe in posting 15 news photos of yourself on Facebook everyday  

I don’t believe in portion control

I don’t believe in white walls

I don’t believe in public restrooms

I don’t believe in any search engines except Google

I don’t believe anyone can get cell service in Wal-Mart

I don’t believe in mullets outside of 1984

I don’t believe in sleeping without socks on

I don’t believe in using windshield wipers unless absolutely necessary

I don’t believe in mini fridges

I don’t believe in skull candy headphones

I don’t believe in spelling the word, ‘resturant’ right

I don’t believe in white washed jeans

I don’t believe in wearing leggings as pants

I don’t believe in the word, ‘sista’

I don’t believe televised sports need sound

I don’t believe snuggies are uncool

I don’t believe in wrinkle cream

I don’t believe in bathroom self-portraits

I don’t believe in spanking

I don’t believe in chewing on the end of a borrowed pen

I don’t believe in talking about Lost on a turbulent airplane

I don’t believe in high heels

I don’t believe in wearing shoes in the summer or in the house

I don’t believe in oil filled bath beads

I don’t believe in off brand electronics

I don’t believe in paying full price

I don’t believe in As-Seen-on-Tv pitchmen

I don’t believe in paying $3 a gallon for gas

I don’t believe in jaywalking

I don’t believe in jumping in elevators

I don’t believe in Roseart crayons

I don’t believe in cheap shampoo

 I'm sure there will be more where that came from. I've had the phrase, I don't believe in....(fill in the blank) for the last 2 days. What is something you don't believe in?

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