I decided to finally go through my oldest email account and clear the heck out of it. I have like 2,000 messages in there, that I don't need most of. That's only for ONE email account. Ridiculous. Anyways I think I know why I never quite get to the cleaning out part, because I decide for some reason that I have to look at certain emails to read them. Well this was a gem I found from 2007, my grandma loves to send email forwards and this was one I actually did.....not seriously AT ALL. Man I'm a spaz.
Welcome to the 2007 edition of getting to know your friends. What you
>are supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire email and paste it onto
>a new email that you will send. Change all the answers so that they apply to
>you, and then send this to a whole bunch of people (including the person who sent
>it to you). Put your name on the subject line. The theory is that you will
>learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them
>already. or just hit "reply" & change the answers................here we go !!!!!
>
>
>1. What time did you get up this morning? a quarter after, that's 15 minutes after
>
>2. How do you like your steak? mooing
>
>3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Becoming Jane
>
>4. What is you favorite TV show? hair and makeup with jon bene ramsey (too soon?)
>
>5. What did you have for Breakfast? green eggs and ham
>
>6. What is your middle name? x scott
>
>7. What is your favorite cuisine? lean
>8. What foods do you dislike? tomatoes and cantaloupe
>9. What is your favorite chip? dale
>10. Favorite dressing? stretchy gauze
>
>11. What kind of vehicle do you drive? a 2006 nissan altima that is charcol grey with 7000 miles on it woot woot
>
>12. What are your favorite clothes? clothes? i don't wear those
>
>13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation? istanbul
>
>14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? probably more like a quarter full
>15. Where would you want to retire? i want to buy a condo share on the moon
>
>16. Favorite time of day? twilight
>
>17. Where were you born? in a hospital
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>18. What is your favorite sport to watch? tobogining
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>19. Who do you think will not send this back? whoever i don't send it too
>20. Person you expect to send it back first? mom i am offended by that remark, do you think i DON'T have a life?!?!
>
>21. Pepsi or Coke? Orange Fanta
>
>22. Bird watcher? no, worm watcher
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>23. Are you a morning person or a night person? mid day
>
>24. Pet? no thanks, i don't like being touched
>
>25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? i was going to wait to tell everyone but what better way to announce something really important than an e-mail forward? i don't think there is a better way to tell you the truth. so here is the big news.............i'm getting my bangs trimmed
>
>26. What did you want to be when you were little? a witch
>
>27. What is your best childhood memory? traveling all around the eastern seaboard
>
>29. Beer or Margarita? squishy
>
>30. Always wear you seat belt? always, even if i'm not in the car
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>31. Been in a car accident? i guess i'm not as easily distracted by cows as you mom otherwise i would be in a wreck everday
>
>32. Favorite day of the year? June 2nd because it's, yell "fudge" at the cobras day in North America
>
>33. Favorite restaurant? Sideway Roaches
>
>34. Favorite Flower? dandilion
>
>35. Favorite ice cream? French Salmon Sorbet
>
>36. Favorite fast food ? Taco Town (look it up under SNL http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05btaco.phtml)
>
>37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? i bought my license on the black market
>
>38. From whom did you get your last email? BBBW that stands for big beautiful black women. i just put those e-mails in the junk folder.
>
>39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? yeagers
>
>40. Bedtime? i'm a vampire i don't sleep
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>41. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? i don't know what this means
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>44. Last person you went out to dinner with? shelley. oh scandalious
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>45. What are you listening to right now? crickets
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>46. What is your favorite color? unmellow yellow and antique brass
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>47. How many tattoos do you have? ahem...i lady never tells her secrets...it's a good thing i don't act like a lady, i have ZERO
>
>48. How many people are you sending this email to? my whole contact list...duh. so like 4 people
>
>49. What time did you finish this email? 9:16
>
>50. Coffee Drinker? no but when my drains smell gamy i'm all over the coffee grounds
The good news about rereading this completely ridiculous email? That I have time to prepare my June 2nd National Yell at Cobra's day party. It's gonna be big. Where the heck does my mind go? geesh.
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